Today in unfortunate names (Part 1)

From Friday's Star Tribune was this image (it wasn't available online)

The story is about how the Twins are bad, but still drawing fans, including these four young ladies, who are showing their support for the team with their pink signs (pink being the color of nurse's scrubs at the team's favorite hospital). But who are these young ladies? Alexis, Maddy, Emily and.... I'm sorry, I van't read that last one. Let's zoom in for a closer look.

Ah, yes. Crystal Ball. If only someone would have asked her if Justin Morneau will ever be healthy again.