Monday, June 09, 2008

Why do you [heart] the Devil?

Someone I went to high school with was down in New Orleans recently, and came across these evangelists on the street and this gigantic sign, posing an interesting question to a few specific groups. Or, the possessions of those particular groups, judging by the apostrophes.
In any event, I wanted to share this picture with the world, and point out some of my favorite devil [heart]ers:
Feminist's
Catholic's (hey! Oh, and nice work going after Catholics in New Orleans)
New Ager's (not even sure what the heck that means)
Democrat's
Environmentalist's (Fitting, since the Pope said that destroying the earth is a mortal sin)
P.K.'s (After doing some research, this might be the Promise Keepers. Or Keeper's)
Effeminate Men
Emo's
Government Recipient's (STOP RECEIVING GOVERNMENT! And of course, everyone knows that Jesus hates poor people)
Thieve's/Jehovah's Witness's (Worst. Punctuation. Ever)
Loud mouth women (problems at home?)

Mostly, I want to know what groups are behind that guy's head there, especially the one that ends in "swine" and the other that ends in "nut's".
You know, on further review, drunkards, druggies, gangsters.... totally New Jersey's fan base.

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Blogger thisisbeth said...

Looking at the list, I wonder if there is really anyone left?

8:02 AM  

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