Links of the Day 9/24/11

Round two!

Mike Modano retired, but only after re-signing with the Stars.

Sounds like this is going to happen. Wouldn't have helped the Twins this year.

This is an absolutely fantastic video, and I recommend you watch it. Reality hits you hard, bro.

SCOREBOARD
EPL
Newcastle 3, Blackburn 1 - Demba Ba had a hat trick, which is hard to do in soccer.
MLB
Cleveland 8, Minnesota 2 - In game one of the double header, the Twins played very much like the Twins
Cleveland 7, Minnesota 6 - The Twins were very much in the lead, 6-0 actually. And then, well. Twins baseball!
Chicago 6, Kansas City 3 - The Sox break up the eternal sadness of the Scoreboard with a win!
NCAAF
North Dakota State 37, Minnesota 24 - I really thought that Minnesota would be better this season. But this just shows that they are either bad, or that NDSU is really good.
Nebraska 38, Wyoming 14- Considering the matchup here, I have to say... nobody embarrassed themselves.