Maryland hearkens back to the 70s, acid

Yes, that is based on the Maryland state flag, but really, it reminds me of those acid induced movies of the 70s that were supposed to be "artsy". Each half of the helmet looks like some sort of print to be worn on a leotard in such a movie. I don't care if you agree with me, or if it makes any sense. I might just be tripping really hard right now, and these uniforms may not be real.

Delmon Young, what do you think of these uniforms?

How about you, baby elephant?

That's what I thought.