A perfectly measured response

After Lane Kiffin had made the decision to leave Tennessee, the University said that he had made it known that he would be interested in a USC job, and that during his tenure there, he had represented the University well, was a diligent worker and had been committed to Tennessee. It was a very classy and somewhat surprising response to what was a situation. I had a newfound respect for the Volunteers and their administrators.
So of course, the student body rioted.

UCONN changes nickname to "Raccoons"

Hoping to intimidate Tennessee coach Pat Summitt, the University of Connecticut has announced plans to rename their women's basketball team the "Fightin' Raccoons".