Things we're supposed to not notice.

Above is Korea's first baseman Kim Tae Kyun. Apparently, he is a pretty good player, lots of power. The rest of the world just has to pretend he's not rocking the mullet.

Next, read this ESPN article about the surreal case of Pirate's minor leaguer Jose Tabata. It's a very strange case in which his wife decided she wanted a baby. So she abducted one. After having second thoughts, she brought it back. The first thing you will notice upon reading the story, however, is that Mrs. Tabata happens to be 43. Tabata is 20. That's just odd.

Lastly, here's a video of a news story from KARE11 in the Twin Cities. It's something about some bad luck for a couple split up due to the family. If you're like me, however, your focus won't be able to stray from the fact that their dog only has three freakin' legs.

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