Doing anything October 14th?

I don't know if you've heard (and why wouldn't you have, it was reported in a newspaper from the Zambia) but the aliens, they are coming to Alabama a week from Wednesday! It was first reported by Blossom Goodchild and Mike Quinsey, both psychos psychics, one in Australia, the other here in the States. Apparently, the Federation of Light will be stopping by to let us know what's up, or, at least that's what their emissary from Sirius (I wonder if he's met the Mad Dog yet) SaLuSa had to say to Quinsey. They will be here, according to Goodchild, to help us move to a higher vibration of love. No word if said vibrations take AA or AAA batteries. In all seriousness, I didn't believe any of this until they started name dropping. SaLuSa? Seriously! This is big news. I just hope it doesn't preempt Criminal Minds or take any attention away from Columbus-San Jose. Should be a big game.