There has to be a way to tie the two together

There was an earthquake in the Los Angeles area today, centered near Anaheim. Also, the Angels made a move to acquire Mark Teixeira, arguably the biggest bat on the market. There has to be a way to tie those two headlines together. Your thoughts, TJ Simers?
Dodgers have no moves as Angels shake it up

Come on media! You're better than this! How about, the Angels shake up roster, correct faults. I'm looking at you Bill Plaschke. I expect to see that when I wake up in the morning.