Introducing Mike Jones

If you find yourself at Aqua downtown this fall, ladies, and this svelte gentleman comes along and tells you that he's a Viking, well, it's true. This is Mike Jones (don't act like you don't know the name), and no, he did not buy that jersey at a San Diego pro shop. He really is a professional football player, and was a member of the Chargers and Bears organizations last year. Never mind the homicidal look on his face, as that's popular among linemen in the NFL. What intrigues me the most about Mr. Jones.... well... Did he run afoul of a witch doctor?