Links of the Day 2/25/12

Hello, everyone. I have some bad news. I will not be playing professional sports this season. Dang.

Here's a shot off of a player's face.

The slowest pitchers in the last several years for the Twins. (I think that may have been the most poorly written sentence in a long time)

I work out with Laron Landry.

SCOREBOARD
NHL
Dallas 4, Minnesota 1 - The Wild came out flat. Just really, really flat. Not much more to say than that.
EPL
Manchester City 3, Blackburn 0 - The Rovers, quite frankly, are not even close to the skill level of City. This was the expected result.