Johnny Jolly has the sniffles
Johnny Jolly, noted tub of lard and Green Bay Packer was suspended for the duration of the 2010 NFL season. He was busted a couple years ago for having 200 grams of codeine. Y'all know what codeine is? Codeine in one form is really souped up cough syrup for those particularly nasty colds.
OK, sure, the drug is also sort of "pre morphine" and is sometimes used as a surrogate for morphine. It's commonly used as the cough syrup, but it is also an extra strength pain killer (and anti-diuretic!). Never mind that one only takes about 60mg of codeine and Jolly had 200000mh of it, Jolly is a big boy and it probably doesn't affect him like it does you and me.
And oh by the way, codeine is a schedule one opiate that is often mixed in with juice to create "drank" or "sizzurp", the drug of choice these days for the trendy abuser.
But I'm sure Jolly just had a cold.
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