Possible alternative headlines the Twins might have used

"After great April, things going to hell"

"We used to be good, now we will suck"

"After things were going so well, everything goes awry"

"We think Manship is horrible, will start him anyways"

"Twins luck changing, now starting bad pitchers"

(Not that I think Manship is a bad pitcher, just that this is a poorly phrased headline)