A story about grass that doesn't involve an NBA arrest

The Twins new Target Field has laid their sod. It's hard to believe that the new stadium opens for business in a little more than 7 months. To keep us interested, the team has decided to make it a race in the AL Central. Just when I want to get away, they keep dragging me back in.
Of course, everyone knows you want your grass laid just before fall so the rootless grass doesn't scorch in the winter, and it can absorb all that water in the winter. The grounds crew is off to a good start! Things are looking up!