This blog don't got no swagger

The video highlight of Wednesday's signing day was, undoubtedly, Dre Kirkpatrick and his commitment to Alabama. First, after having two hats on his table (and looking stoned out of his mind) he gives away his choice by saying the Texas hat has no swagger. Then, he promptly opens a duffel bag. Then a white garbage bag. Then a red box (whoomp, there it is!). Then another bag which was in the box. THEN a different hat than the Alabama hat he already had on the table. It confused several people, making them think he was going to play for the Braves.
Mr. Kirkpatrick gets several points for showmanship. Of course, he'll now spend the next 4 years getting lit up by SEC quarterbacks, but good for him.