I want one of these shirts

I don't know if you peruse the news sites as much as I do (it's been pretty quiet lately at Real Job Inc.), but i find myself at CNN rather frequently, mostly because it's very easy to type in. While on their site today, I stumbled across this. Yes, now you too can get your favorite headlines on a T-shirt. But hurry and nab that LBJ Tapes Reveal Sudden About-Face shirt, because they only last as long as the headline is in "latest news" surely making these collectors items.
I'm disappointed that there are only a few headlines available, and some aren't made available. I can think of a couple people I would want to give a "Incest suspect served time for rape" shirt. As for me? I'm waiting for a big 3 part interview with Ben Bernanke so I can get a "Fed to raise interest rates" shirt. In black, of course.
Also fun? The frequently asked questions, particularly the first one. "What are the minimum computer specifications required to use CNN shirts?" I hate it when I don't have enough RAM to wear a certain shirt, or my video card doesn't work with my pants.
Seriously though. I can't stop looking at CNN now, just waiting to see what riveting headline I can forever remember by wearing it. Complete with a timestamp.