Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Temple- St Bonaventure 1st Half... Is Temple a Jewish institution?

Just a note. We are conversing over the game via Instant Messenger, while waching the game ovwer a Temple feed, listening to Temple radio guys. Here's the first half.

"Steve" (6:01:42 PM): let's talk about Mark Tyndale

"Steve" (6:02:08 PM): he's "on fire of late" and Atlantic 10 player of the week

"Steve" (6:02:23 PM): Temple also has a guy named Dionte Christmas

"Steve" (6:07:38 PM): I got video!

Ryan (6:07:48 PM): It appears, however that last time the two teams met, the guy that caused problems was Deion Dacons

"Steve" (6:08:04 PM): Temple is up 7-0

Ryan (6:08:15 PM): oh man

Ryan (6:08:18 PM): starters?

"Steve" (6:09:06 PM): Bonnies:

"Steve" (6:09:13 PM): Paul Williams

"Steve" (6:09:16 PM): Terron Diggs

"Steve" (6:09:19 PM): Michael Lee

"Steve" (6:09:24 PM): Tyler Relph

"Steve" (6:09:29 PM): AJ. Hawkins

"Steve" (6:09:32 PM): Temple:

"Steve" (6:09:40 PM): much more fun names

"Steve" (6:09:48 PM): Dustin Salisbury

"Steve" (6:09:53 PM): Dion Dacons

"Steve" (6:09:58 PM): Mark Tyndale

"Steve" (6:10:02 PM): Semaj Inge

"Steve" (6:10:10 PM): Dionte Christmas

"Steve" (6:10:27 PM): Temple is up 12-3 after a Christmas 3 and a dunk

Ryan (6:10:58 PM): I'm so frustrated that I dont have video or audio

"Steve" (6:10:57 PM): you got any feed working?

"Steve" (6:11:08 PM): try loading the video again

"Steve" (6:11:18 PM): like actually go back to the site and click on it again

Ryan (6:11:24 PM): Its having problems linking to the stream

"Steve" (6:11:31 PM): through winamp?

Ryan (6:11:38 PM): yeah

Ryan (6:13:31 PM): looks like thebonnies are coming back

"Steve" (6:13:35 PM): The Bonnies are starting to drain the 3s

"Steve" (6:13:44 PM): do you have something working now?

Ryan (6:13:56 PM): gametracker

"Steve" (6:14:20 PM): one last thing to try...go into windows media and make it your default player

"Steve" (6:14:26 PM): for videos

"Steve" (6:14:32 PM): 19-13 timeout

Ryan (6:14:40 PM): I have my dads laptop

"Steve" (6:14:55 PM): during commercials they're showing the scoreboard

Ryan (6:15:08 PM): thats pretty cool

"Steve" (6:15:16 PM): and the radio feed is patched over it "Real Men of Genius"

Ryan (6:15:22 PM): are there commentators

"Steve" (6:15:35 PM): radio commercials

Ryan (6:15:45 PM): .....

"Steve" (6:15:43 PM): now the camera guy is working on his focus

Ryan (6:15:49 PM): VIDEO!

"Steve" (6:16:07 PM): Happy Birthday Brian Shanahan!!

Ryan (6:16:13 PM): It's Brian Shanahan's birthday!

"Steve" (6:16:17 PM): He's the man

Ryan (6:16:36 PM): He plays for Temple, I remember

"Steve" (6:16:44 PM): yeah he does

Ryan (6:17:41 PM): 20-13 Temple.... Now is as good a time as any to mention that St. Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel disorders

"Steve" (6:17:58 PM): and those beautiful brown uniforms

Ryan (6:18:11 PM): You can't stop the brown

Ryan (6:18:44 PM): Zarryon Fereti for three for the Bonnies.... my favorite name

"Steve" (6:18:54 PM): and he's from Australia

"Steve" (6:19:01 PM): is he an aborignie?

Ryan (6:19:16 PM): 22-16 at another break with 10.32 to go

"Steve" (6:19:42 PM): Hip Hopera

Ryan (6:20:25 PM): What's going on? Apparently there is a hypnotist at the game as well... "Fran Dunphy does not suuuuck. Fran Dunphy doesn noooottt suuuuuck"

Ryan (6:20:43 PM): There are roughly 15 people at the game

"Steve" (6:21:00 PM): yeah maybe he's trying to trick the fans that they're still a national contender

"Steve" (6:21:45 PM): but I don't think they'd ever be able to live up to the prestigious football program

Ryan (6:21:49 PM): My goodness, with all these threes, how are both these teams so bad?

Ryan (6:22:38 PM): Yeah, the announcer just mentioned that Temple had the best MAC recruiting class today on signing day, which is like saying the Lakers have the best outfield in basketball

"Steve" (6:23:09 PM): oh yeah, they're trying the whole MAC thing now

"Steve" (6:23:36 PM): I wonder if a thorough ass-whipping from Akron will finally force them to shut down the program

Ryan (6:24:09 PM): Dion Dacons is a force again for Temple, even though he is like, 6'3 and playing down low

Ryan (6:24:19 PM): Bonaventuree is just playing bad, slow defense

"Steve" (6:24:30 PM): haha yeah, they don't seem to grow them real big out east

Ryan (6:24:47 PM): This is definitely the team that lost to St. Francis in the preseason

Ryan (6:25:34 PM): We should note. This is being played at the Liacouras Center, which, if I didn;t know any better, this game was being played in Cyprus

Ryan (6:25:50 PM): TEMPLE DANCE TEAM!

"Steve" (6:26:01 PM): for about 5 seconds

Ryan (6:26:31 PM): 32-18 Temple with 7:59 to go in the first half

"Steve" (6:26:35 PM): I should go out in my car and see if I can get this station

"Steve" (6:27:18 PM): They should make a new conference and call it the Catholic Grade School League or something

Ryan (6:27:29 PM): I played in that

Ryan (6:27:38 PM): Hey, we can watch this game free on the internet!

Ryan (6:28:09 PM): A.J. Hawk(ins) hits a three for St. Bonaventure

"Steve" (6:28:26 PM): yeah like when the Bonnies' play St. Joseph or something it seems like it should be played with 4th graders inside an airplane hanger shaped gym with both teams wearing reversible uniforms

"Steve" (6:29:26 PM): I wonder who's parents need to bring treats today

Ryan (6:29:52 PM): Sergio Olmos, playing for Temple... It doesn't seem like there would be a lot of Jews in Mexico (what? Temple isn't a Jewish school?)

"Steve" (6:30:40 PM): I think it should be if its not

"Steve" (6:30:54 PM): and by rule, Bill Cosby must convert

Ryan (6:31:27 PM): He already is the most Jewish African-American ever... Isn't Rick Fox or something a Jew?

Ryan (6:31:50 PM): I should probably not leave that in the post....

"Steve" (6:32:14 PM): lol

"Steve" (6:32:21 PM): this is why this method is more fun

"Steve" (6:32:33 PM): wow another 3

Ryan (6:32:38 PM): Ih, absolutely

Ryan (6:32:44 PM): This is insane

Ryan (6:33:05 PM): They are going to have more points at half time than Valpo-UMKC did for the entire game, and that went to OT

"Steve" (6:33:13 PM): I wonder if A.J. Hawkins fiancee is Dionte Christmas's sister

Ryan (6:33:40 PM): For total symmetry, it would have to be Brian Shanahan

Ryan (6:33:57 PM): 39-32 with 2:58 to go in the first

Ryan (6:34:18 PM): And on the scoreboard, it just says "Maui Wowi"

Ryan (6:34:26 PM): I should have gone to Temple

"Steve" (6:34:23 PM): and then UTZ

"Steve" (6:35:23 PM): relentless 3's

Ryan (6:35:48 PM): St. Bonaventure scored 92 pointsi n their last game... and lost by 20 to Duquesne

"Steve" (6:35:57 PM): maybe you picked a good one then

Ryan (6:36:03 PM): The Bonnies are making a game of this

"Steve" (6:36:22 PM): I guess they're like the college answer to the Suns, but they just lose all the time

Ryan (6:36:45 PM): Why are you promisig a Sneaker Villa T-Shirt Toss and not showing it, cameraman?

"Steve" (6:36:57 PM): too much effort

Ryan (6:37:09 PM): I guess

Ryan (6:37:33 PM): Shooting well from the Perumba.. Perimda... pertimeter

Ryan (6:38:20 PM): the color guy is apparently a drunk Quinn Buckner

"Steve" (6:38:20 PM): nice 3 on 2 fastbreak there with Christmas and Tyndale

Ryan (6:38:40 PM): With Temple, it's always the Holidays

"Steve" (6:38:39 PM): Fereti can't miss

Ryan (6:38:56 PM): Don't mess with Zarryon

Ryan (6:39:14 PM): It's Christmas time baby!

"Steve" (6:39:13 PM): yeah I guess if Temple was Jewis he'd have to be Dionte Hanukuh

Ryan (6:39:37 PM): Or Dionte Yom Kippur

"Steve" (6:39:45 PM): doesn't he play for UCLA?

Ryan (6:40:00 PM): A couple years ago, I think

Ryan (6:40:36 PM): The Temple Owl is pissed about the offensive foul just called

"Steve" (6:40:55 PM): at least he's not at a football game

Ryan (6:41:02 PM): Don't let Fereti get open!

Ryan (6:41:37 PM): 47-38, Get ready for the Spaghetti warehous halftime show..... Spaghetti Warehouse?

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