Links of the Day 5/9/11

I'm sorry, there was this loud rumbling noise outside this morning. I was hiding under my bed until just a few moments ago.

Rick Reilly hates people like me for writing for free. Remember kids, hobbies are bad.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is sort of like the Marian Hossa of international soccer, but much, much more successful.

Brad Penny is a jerk.

SCOREBOARD
MLB
Boston 9 Minnesota 5 - But there were no rain delays!
Chicago 5, Seattle 2 - It really is going to be a dogfight for the bottom of the AL Central
Tippeligaen
Rosenborg 2, Molde 0 - RBK is turning it around a bit, winning their last 2