Bryce Harper worth a pie in the face

I have a feeling that Bryce Harper will be the type of egomaniacal, cocksure douche that most people will hate, just so long as he isn't on their team (not unlike Peyton Manning is for the Colts, or AJ Pierzynski is on the White Sox (and was on the Twins, too (triple parentheses!))).
That said, if he IS on your team, he will be an exciting, power hitting player. If you can pair him with Stephen Strasburg, then, well, as a GM you deserve to celebrate.

In the middle of their press conference announcing the signing of first overall pick Bryce Harper, Stan Kasten pulled a whipped cream pie...and smeared it all over Mike Rizzo's face

No pressure on Harper. But he's likely just arrogant enough to think he can live up to it.