I love the Olympics

 

 When else would I care about ski jumping, which is, as it turns out, incredibly awesome? I even knew to look up a picture of Finnish legend Janne Ahonen because I was watching the event yesterday. I love the little trees on the hill. It's quirky and marvelous.

I also like the amount of patriotism it instills. I also appreciate the amount of irrational disdain it fills me with for certain countries. Like take a look at this guy, Andre Florschuetz from Germany. That guy looks like a douche! Boy, do I hate the Germans. Go America!