I just had a panic attack

With the Dodgers having swept the St. Louis Cardinals and the Yankees on the verge of nipping the Twins, we are ever closer to a Yankees vs Torre, LA vs NY World Series. How is it that the ratings bonanzas (bonanzi?) are always the games or series that most of the country doesn't want any part of? It sucks so bad that so many people live in those two cities. I wish everywhere could be like Minneapolis. You don't need more than half a million people, east coast cities. That's what suburbs are for.