Don't act like we don't know what you're trying to pull

Don't for a second think that we don't know what you're up to Alberto Alburquerque. Yeah, your name is hilarious, and you play for the Tulsa Drillers, which is also amusing in it's own right, but you know what? I'm standing up for the city of Albuquerque, New Mexico.
You spelled the city wrong, Alberto! It's Albuquerque, not Alburquerque! It's one thing to use a city's name for comedic purposes, but come on, at least take the time to get it right!

What? What's that? There is a place called Alburquerque? Oh. Well that place looks pretty cool, actually.