Oh no! Ryan is ranting!

Originally posted on "Is It Sports?" by Ryan, back when he was a Vikings fan....but I think he still hates Randy Moss

Ryan: personally, i kinda wish the cop had shot moss when he ran her over, thus ending his career
Ryan: then everyone would say " what a damn nutjob" instead of, oh thats just randy being randy
Steve: well I think another big problem is that the asshole players get paid even more usually for endorsements
Steve: how many commercials do you see Marvin Harrison in
Steve: so it pays to be a jerk
Ryan: however, i also see peyton manning, docile and soft spoken, in a ton of commercials
Ryan: and when was the last time you did see randy moss in a commercial?
Steve: he was on one of the video games recently
Steve: T.O. is everywhere, but he keeps his controversy on the field usually
Ryan: yeah... and he actually goes through the motions of being a good teammate

I hate Randy Moss. I can’t tell you with how much passion I feel that way. He is taking valuable air time from good, decent players by being such a prick. He should be in jail, not in the Metrodome. I don’t ever want to see him win a championship. I hate him more than I love the Vikings.

Moss to Miami for Sam Madison and draft picks?

Moss's new uni?

But Moss has a problem that is pandemic to all of professional sports, The dicks get all the attention, whether they deserve it or not. Nobody knew anything about Freddie Mitchell until after he came back from the Lost Ark and gave that conceited press conference.

Randy Moss to Oakland for Charles Woodson and picks. Steve says “Don’t say that! Al Davis would jump at that deal”

Its not that I have a problem with competitiveness. Tedy Bruschi made some harsh comments about the Colts, but it was in the spirit of competition. Same goes for Terrell Owens’ exaggerated celebrations.

What’s the excuse then, for Randy Moss or Ron Artest?

Moss to Dallas for a backup left tackle, three cows, an oversized belt buckle and a timeshare in Aruba.

The important thing for the Minnesota Vikings is to rid themselves of Randy Moss before he ends up in jail, still on their payroll, and the Pacers need to do likewise with Ron Artest. I mean, Randy Moss got kicked out of Florida State. Florida State! One more time because I don't think you get it yet. FLORIDA STATE! Charlie Sheen wouldn't get kicked out of Florida State!

Three way deal. Moss to the Lakers, Kobe to the Mets, Vikings take on Cliff Floyd and his contract. Floyd beats out E.J. Henderson at starting linebacker.

I’m rereading what I wrote, and I realized something. Even if those involved in professional sports read this, i.e. Randy Moss, he would say “you Ryan, don’t understand.” I guess I don’t know what it’s like to be overpaid and pampered by everyone. So I guess this whole article was an exercise in futility.

Unless the Vikings pull off that three way deal. I really think Floyd would shore up our defense. –Ryan