What I learned today in college football

Well, let's see. Purdue won at Michigan for about the first time wince the Nixon administration, despite being pretty bad this year. Speaking of bad, an awful Illinois team nipped the Gophers in Minneapolis. I have no idea what any of this means. This has been a strange and hard to decipher football season. The only thing that I actually learned, I think was that Wake Forest has a linebacker by the name of "Gelo Orange". One of the few rules we operate by here at the Times is that there is always room for Gelo.