Let's get this over with.

This NFL off season, the Indianapolis Colts have....
- Let go of a future Hall of Fame receiver Marvin Harrison.
- Saw future Hall of Fame head coach Tony Dungy retire.
- Promoted Jim Caldwell to head coach, and tried to create a seamless transition between coaching regimes.
- Failed to create a seamless transition between coaching regimes.
- Saw their offensive coaching staff retire.
- Had their star quarterback express displeasure with the coaching situation.
- Are heading into the next season with a myriad of problems

That's a busy offseason if you ask me. Why do I bring it up? Because you haven't heard about any of it, because of this guy:

Even the death of a better, less annoying quarterback in a horrifying but grotesquely interesting homicide wasn't able to keep Favre out of the headlines. If he signs with the Vikings, I am never coming back to rooting for them.